My favorite is corn on the knob.

I would call them speed bumps for people with bowel issues. Or I have colon cancer. Either way just another day.

You need to chew your food some more my friend.

I don’t know if I’m doing it wrong, but I soloed two dozen cons over the last two weeks, and my poop still just looks like poop.

I do remember this being a thing when I was a kid though