slap knees -> say “whelp” -> …run

sorry I have appointment to wash my hair

Me: “ I gotta go pick up my grandma at the airport.” Everyone else: “ dude your grandma died in 2008.” Me: *violently shits pants and run screaming out the door.

Just drink until someone has to take you home

Simply walk out.

beer run! and never come back

Is “overstimulated” the word of the day now because I heard it IRL today.

Awkwardly walk out without saying goodbye

I always just sneak off into a corner and listen to music if I can.

Gastrointestinal distress.

Hurriedly go to the bathroom. Stay there about 15 mins. Return and politely excuse yourself. Someone will have noticed that you spent the last 15 mins in the bathroom.

Irish exit.