I… is this a real thing??
I have no idea. And I’d rather not find out either. Nothing good will come from trying to find out.
A little good might come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Im curious too but i know there’s a 0% chance of getting a straight answer here in the comments.
Yes.
This has happened to me before.
Lots of TIL in this one
that one guy on Quora’s quest to shit cum and piss at the same time is actually possible. Who knew
The unholy trinity…
So aah for science what diet would um assist in this happening?
As a plant eater I hate to say this but a pure meat diet (absolutely nothing else) will do this to you, it’ll be a once-a-week (or so) ass ripping constipation dump with the best chances for your eh… fulfilment.
Ignore any other advice and do heroin. The post-constipation dump is the only way I thought this happened to people lol
Sitting here doom scrolling lemmy and waiting for my first mellencamp.
If you ever have to take a dump outside, away from a toilet, this can happen more easily. At least it’s easier to notice. Happens to me nearly every time I have to do so. I work way out in the field, so often enough. Probably happens at the toilet more often than you think. You just have it tucked so piss stays in the bowl.
But ejaculate’s not piss?
Yeah, but you probably don’t notice the ejaculate because you piss too.
You think guys don’t notice getting a sudden erection or feeling an orgasm? There’s more to it than just having cum come out of your dick.
It doesn’t require an erection, and it never felt like an orgasm to me. Just the same momentary prostate stimulation you feel when you shit.
I thought it would be called a Mellencamp cause of his shit music.
I swear I am gonna jam a microphone down that man’s throat if I have to hear “small town” one more damn time. You can’t just rhyme small town with small town, stop saying small town!!
Yeah that had to be the worst, most repetitive song I’ve heard on the radio, and that’s saying something
Careful, you might summon the Wanky Shit Demon by mistake
What? No matter how bad a diet I’ve had this has never been a thing.
Try harder
Nothing like suffering from the ass destroyer ripping you apart while stimulating the prostate and getting that sweet weird boner.
This reminds me about this really weird forum post I read about a long time where a lady started talking about how she orgasmed during child birth. I call BS.
Why would you call Bruce Springsteen?
Everyone here with pre signs of colon/prostate cancer. Not saying it can’t happen but man, every male gets to deal with prostate cancer at some point in their life (most grow old without it ever being noticeable, but its still thete.)
