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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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Heinz's new ketchup smoothie mixes fruits with ketchup: 'Delicious and refreshing'

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shish_mish@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    Add vodka and it becomes a Sunday morning special.

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      And apparently they are also selling it here, at Smoothie Kings in Atlanta, Chicago, and New York.

      I’m kinda glad it’s not where I live, because it’s exactly the kind of trainwreck I would want to try against my better judgment.

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