wow, Pete’s turn getting his skull measured came sooner than I thought. I thought they’d get rid of the racial minorities first

how did they beat v8 or snapple to this idea? I thought they were making drinkable vegetable sludge a long time ago

sorry LEFTISTS, I will let fascists fuck us all dead before I steer progress away from anything that isn’t Obama-nostalgic capitalism. oh and I’m pretty sure I heard that commie say something about term limits so I’m going to make that all of yous’ problem just for even considering it.

same. I’m not quite at the point of suicide yet but I definitely don’t need to live into my goddamn 80’s 50’s. not here, not now.