“Trust in” him? What kind of cult nonsense are you trying to pull? (hint: I already know what kind, it’s the flavor-aid kind)

I can’t even trust him to wipe his ass correctly.

Would you trust him alone with you kids? No? Then you got your fucking answer.

You guys think trump can talk while Putin drinks water?

Trust the twice-impeached convicted felon who stared at the sun, who lies about immigrants eating pets, who demonstrates his ignorance on every subject he attempts to articulate on, who has the vocabulary of a five year old, who can’t be bothered to spend the time understanding important information presented to him, who cheats on his wives, who….yeah, nah. You see how pants-on-head stupid the idea of trusting this man is?

I would sooner trust a hungry polar bear.

Trust a proven liar? Not without a lobotomy first.

Trust me, I trust him, trust him to fuck us all over

So, someone in the WH taking dictation from donvict talking about donvict in the third person, like totally normal people do…

Trust what? That he’s corrupt and this is a mafia-style shakedown?

I’ll trust him when he’s honest, or manages to not bankrupt a company