He even hired Steve Bannon to run around with a film crew to make a documentary about why he isn’t a gross pedophile before he went to jail. It’s all so nutty. This all occurred while Trump was president btw.

He had been attacked by another inmate weeks prior, and was put on suicide watch.

Suicide watch is its own form of hell.

Keep in mind that Epstein had been sending explicit texts to rich white girls.

Add in a prior conviction, the fact that the whole story was getting media attention, add in the fact that he was facing both federal and state charges and you have the perfect shit storm.

Epstein was going to prison. No lawyer on earth could get him out of it.

As to Epstein’s money. Well, those rich white girls have rich daddies who were not happy.

So, if you wanted Epstein dead, for let’s say unrelated reasons, the easiest way to do so, would be to bribe a single phycologist to pull Epstein off suicide watch.

Then you pass the message, “kill yourself or else you’re going in with general population.”

Hell, pass the message through Epstein’s own lawyer if you want to. Then you can let him change his will to fuck over his victims as a sort of carrot to the stick of general population.

They were buried there by pirates, or something.

A whole generation of geologists is growing up right now to realize this isn’t a thing

Yup damn phone kyebaord