This is my favourite. 痔 means haemorrhoid. Presumably it was meant to say 侍, samurai.

I’ve seen a few Sanskrit ones. Nothing drastic in real life, thankfully. I find the Chinese ones much more hilarious.

Had a friend in college legit get ancient Chinese calligraphy. Absolutely beautiful. But my international center buddy told me separately it just meant window. It was supposed to be this heavenly view or some such thing. No. It was window.

To be fair, those kind of mean the same thing