You had that screenshot locked and loaded 😂

The voices forbid it

I don’t believe him but the thing is if I was locked up at home with a technological device strapped to my ankle I’d 100% fiddle with it out of curiosity so I gotta say he kinda picked a reasonable excuse.

Sure but it’s not worth dwelling on is what I’m saying.

You got a lot of genuine replies engaging with your thoughts. I’d focus on that over the negative.

Attached to the best knees imaginable

It’s all relative innit

Sex sells

It’s also the recommendation for any other ailment. For severe cases with a swig of pickle brine to chase it down.

We couldn’t hate you any more than you seem to hate yourself

It used to be instant. Now I draw it out when I can. It’s a bit like meditating.

He even got the most enthusiastic beard he could find

I thought the can had a fourth wall aware stickman on it for a sec

I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt

Jeez and I had such high hopes

Can we ban metaposts complaining about stuff I hadn’t even noticed?

Are those from the US? Never seen any of them. My sauerkraut got served on this badboy growing up:

I’m buying some for my entire throat singing circle!