Guys forget that what’s inside their head is far more important

Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.

was this meant to be reassuring ;-;

yay, drunk driving and no seatbelt for a double ‘fuck myself and everyone else’ combo

yet another yogurt

…oh. ok i’m never ordering ice in anything again

nope, it’s 17.5. and also 16.