Isn’t one of those “explosive?”

Moral Orel is great. It’s a parody of Davey and Goliath but it’s dark and kinda fucked up. If you don’t know what Davey & Goliath was: Old claymation show about a boy and his dog that taught Christian values to children.

Oddly enough, I was just looking at buying this shirt before seeing this post:

Mary Jane says “Go get 'em, Tiger.” This is because she is dumb and doesn’t realize he is Spider-Man, not Tiger-Man.

Did Kyle cross state lines to intimidate that spider?

Same with Fallout fans who are a bit too into the Brotherhood of Steel. “What is it you like about them, exactly? The power armor or the xenophobia?”

So you choose The Matrix? 🤔

When I said “I do” at the altar during my wedding.

The last two times I mentioned Little Sleazers, the LC app pushed notifications for random ass deals. Like immediately; not even some time later that I could think perhaps it was coincidental. “Little Ceasar’s sucks” phone dings.

Also Pete Holmes new standup special talks about this. Makes me wonder how many people in that audience got ads for giant black jelly dildos specifically made for ass play. 🤔

Lego King of the Hill set when? This is clearly a proof of concept of how Hank would look as a minifig head.

🎵I hate you,

You hate me,

We’re a fucked up family🎵

Was definitely popular on the playground when I was a kid.

As was “diarrhea, chachacha”

It used to be exclusively what was on Discovery, History and TLC. Even when it was The Hitler Channel, at least they were still educating people on actual history.

Now they’re all crammed full of bullshit “reality” TV or pseudoscientific garbage. Ancient Aliens is what qualifies as adult edutainment now. Real history mixed with absolute marlarkay.

As fof “moral of the week” for adults, I immediately thought of Moral Orel from Adult Swim. But it’s not on the air anymore.

I used to fall asleep to that show.

Trains and trams and busses.

But who will drive them? 🤔

Already know the 3rd one will be Minecraft ³.

EA: “What? You guys don’t have phones?”

Google: “Oooh! Write that down! Write that down!”

Equal Rights == None of us fucks are allowed to drive.

Why didn’t they steal something to replace read and lead?

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