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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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The U.S. government has banned American government personnel in China, as well as family members and contractors with security clearances, from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
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    If you’re a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

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      The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and “coincidently” likes all the same things.

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      deleted by creator

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      I like honey?

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        Found Winnie the Pooh!

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    US government declares Chinese women to be too hot.

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      Red hot.

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    Shi Pei Pu anyone?

    Shi Pei Pu

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      20 year sexual relationship and the dude never figured the woman she had the affair with was actually a dude. Lmao.

      In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

      One hell of a tuck job

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      the masterofroflness video on this was insane to watch lol

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    That’s going to put a real crimp in the dating pool…

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