Your move, The Satanic Temple.
Hell, yes!
Join and donate if you aren’t already a member.
I rethought the religion I was born into and I left it.
Start recruiting new Satanists in front of your most pearl-clutching coworkers
Unfortunately Trump’s parents didn’t re-think aborting Trump.
It’s never too late for a retroactive abortion.
“Your desires to be seen as a good Christian seem to be causing you misery. I must encourage you to abandon them for the 8 fold path”
It’s time you government drones learned about Sithrak, the angry insane god who tortures everyone forever no matter who you are or what you did.
Yeah, we all think your jokes about your made up religion are funny… But keep in mind, this will not apply to all religions, nor was it ever meant to.
I mean, you have to realize that by now, right?
Let me introduce you to my new religion: Epsteinism. It’s mainly not letting anyone forget about this ever no matter what shit gets kicked up to distract us from the fact that Trump is on the list.
Also when the federal employee is Muslim? Or is it just Christians and Mormons who will be allowed to do so?
I think he should rethink not releasing the Epstein files
By the nine! The emperor has brought back Talos worship!
Go to hell.
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
