definitely_AI

One of my favorite archaeology stories comes from a Reddit AMA waaay back over a decade ago, there was this girl who was on an archaeological expedition somewhere in the Middle East and they had unearthed a bunch of ancient honey jars. Honey, famously, never goes bad, and their professor said that if anyone wanted to try some, they could. Most didn’t, but she did- lo and behold, tasted very much like normal honey.

Months later when they were back in the states they had performed some tests on the honey and realized that these jars had originally contained stillborn fetuses, a now known practice, which had dissolved into the honey over the millennia. So she had eaten human fetus honey.

I know it sounds made up but she was a legit archaeologist and could back it up with names and dates and shit, though I’m hazy on the details.

So let me get this straight- you are aiding Putin, Putin is aiding Iran, and you are attacking Iran.

“Yo girl gimme yo number.”

“It’s 5.”

My least favorite spot in Vientiane is “That Dam” Stupa.

That dam stupa, everyone is fed up with its shit!

Look at their parents. If they are both Italian, so is their offspring. How do you know if the parents are Italian? Look at their parents. If they are all Italian, the parents are Italian. How do you know if all of them are Italian? Look at their parents. Just look at parents until you come to the Etruscans and revoke everyone’s citizenship because there are no Italians.

That retarded censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!

Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.

That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.

Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.

I’m gonna cut my woman-hitting in half, and double up on my man-hitting instead, because of this ad.

This place attracts a lot of fundie social justice warriors, unfortunately. Or it’s Russian trolls, same difference.

The number of women in my environment who do this to me is fucking ridiculous.

I’m kidless- not bitchless. Big diff.

I don’t know, some cuts of human woked with spring onions and served with soy sauce and rice doesn’t sound too bad. I mean, I’ve eaten some pretty dodgy cuts of meat in my life, I can’t imagine human would taste much worse. There’s too many of us anyway, I wouldn’t mind feasting on human flesh every full moon or so. But only free range, none of that factory farm shit, I want them to have lived a normal life or else it’s just barbaric.

What? No, it’s the best moment to be alive, because it’s still better than what’s around the corner. Stay positive, it’s going to get a SHITFUCK LOT worse before you know it.

I genuinely had this realization today, a few hours ago.

I was like… Shit just keeps getting worse, and worse, and worse, and fucking worse.

So in a couple of years, as shit as I feel about shit right now, I’m gonna look back at this moment all nostalgic like.

My belief is that it’s a bunch of scholars mocking the powers-that-were. Like, they were assigned their tasks, they had to do this boring shit, they had to copy this and that, but some bombastic ruler or whatnot was full of hot air and claiming to be God’s representative on Earth or whatever, just basically dumb Trump shit, and this was their way of calling bullshit. Like, yeah, we have to portray you as the second coming, but, well, we’re gonna do it with butts.

Very tentative of course, not dying on this hill. But likewise, I think the knights on snails thing is like, satire, clever people who knew that whichever prince or baron was promising to destroy the evil enemies of wherever-the-fuck was just spewing bullshit to garner support when in reality he was just prolonging it forever because he had neither the means nor intent to do any such thing- giving rise to these images of valiant knights that were simultaneously heroic and amazing in every way yet for some reason never actually accomplished shit.

“Oh my god, this man is going to die! Is anyone here a doctor??”

“I’m a doctor!”

“He’s having a heart attack!”

“I’m a doctor of philosophy.”

“Oh my god he is going to die!!!”

“…We’re all going to die.”

The better educated you are, the more left leaning you tend to be:
https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2016/04/26/a-wider-ideological-gap-between-more-and-less-educated-adults/

Conservatives tend to be dismissive of science and empirical evidence:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/07/160713172717.htm

Higher verbal IQ correlates with liberal attitudes:
https://www.psypost.org/verbal-iq-predicts-political-participation-and-liberal-attitudes-twice-as-strongly-as-performance-iq/

Whatever this dumb shit is, is a reaction to that. As usual, they project their own shortcomings on their enemies.

In any case, what it comes down to is basic empathy and morality. If you care for others, you tend to vote left. If you care for only yourself and your self-interests, you vote right. There is no debating that, it’s stated right there in the fucking ideology.

He doesn’t look Indian.