Mine riches*

I read all the comments and I’m 30% sure what is even going on

Oh, sweet summer child

/s

Everyone knows masturbation is hedonistic and immoral!

And purely out of curiosity, what religion does your username imply?

I’m still having nightmares :(

I deleted substack back when I randomly got porn in a push notification. You’d think they would address this - I’m no expert, but this doesn’t seem good for them.

Nice try Scotland - we know about the royal family

I don’t know why there are never any business school shooters (I mean obviously it’s because people who go to them are out to take as much for themselves as possible, but you know what I mean)

I thought that was a joke inspired by the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin:

https://youtu.be/h6iFAF55ojA