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I’d downvote this comment because it’s not a guilty pleasure at all, but I’ll upvote it instead because Link’s Awakening is a beautiful game, and I had it as a kid too :)

My hypothesis is that the first Final Fantasy you play will forever be your favorite

One thing I love about the Nintendo Switch, you can suspend any game at any time (except online multiplayer ofc) with a single button press

Beetlemoses is so fucking hilarious, I’m loling every time

Panius Cakius

You ate a German?

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Recession