Yeah, I hurt my nose

Be kind, rewind.

My local video store would hit you with a $1 fee if you didn’t rewind your tape when you returned it.

Sigh…

unzips

There will always only be one movie named “Michael” in my heart, and it’s with John Travolta wearing angel wings, goddammit!

These fucking idiots think they are so important.

Considering half of Gen Z isn’t even legal drinking age yet, this isn’t too surprising.

Greg Bovino claims a lot of things, most of them lies.

Pete Davidson is gonna play him in the shitty movie, isn’t he?

It might be a joke, but this shit is not funny.

The US is so cooked.

Switch? I never left!