Wouldn’t it be buttiwork though?

ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED!

Make everyone a favor and stop that someone who shat there!

Return? Both Ways?

Sexy footwear you’ve got there, Donatello

Maybe they live on the other side of the globe

Swap socks with OP to create singularity

Why shitpost though?

Where I live the police definitely shows up - to make sure nazi activities can go on undisturbed.

Before this it was anger

How about the Bermuda triangle?

Yup. I cut my own hair and this is exactly what happens.

Fap Laflatch signing in

Yea, I won’t look into it. 😂

Swimming pool drains. I panic if I get above one. No idea why. I used to love swimming/diving as a kid but I always made sure to stay as far away as I can from the drains. I didn’t go to a swimming pool for like 20 years (mostly because of body dysforia but the drains did play a role as well), only recently I’ve been to a spa - and I’m like a cat with a cucumber around the drains.

Oh, and leeches. Never want to see one of those fuckers in real life.

Also I have a fear of getting worms. One of my late cats got that type which, if in a wrong host, can travel to the eyes.