

wait until you see what 40 feels like…
Mroww…


wait until you see what 40 feels like…


microwave ovens…
in fact, make that all kitchen appliances.

Eggs from gay chickens and vanilla from gender-fluid vanilla plants.

anything can be Marie Kondo’ed, it would seem.


Black emperors? I don’t think so.


Tojan men always going for the blonde shiksa…


and prison rape jokes suddenly come back into fashion…



Street Justice for white collar criminals like Martin Skreli…


Life is cheap in that part of the world


Not much left of Russian soldier bodies after they are killed by a Ukrainian drone. A few scraps, usually if they haven’t burned up in the fire started by camp stove fuel immediately after the drone explodes.
or butt-secks


ditto. fuck that app shit.


Mandate that all boot loaders can be unlocked by consumers/device owners!
That single change alone would open the floodgates of development.
Manufacturer locked boot loaders was the single biggest mistake made in the phone world. Now just consider all the work it’ll take to reverse that simple misstep made years ago that nobody gave a single thought to.


very is relative.
That’s what I’m saying, too…
30 is good, 40 is better.