My girlfriend got mad during sex the other day because she rolled over on her belly to change positions and CRUNCH potato chips I left in bed.

No.

Remember them forever. Rememer them the same way we remember Hitler, and for the same reason.

The actuality is that there isn’t an America.

We’re too vast with too many different cultures to ever work. Driving through the Northeast could cover several nations on Europe. IMO what’s happening with our hyper-polarization was always guaranteed, even without Adolf Diddler in office.

This will never, ever work, and we need to split up. I live in a left-wing stronghold, then have to vote every four years alongside folks in rural Alabama who currently right now believe the Biblical Levithian is rising from the sea off the coast of Virginia.

The left wing states need to secede and form some sort of union. Once the cash flow from organized, leftist states stops being spoon fed to republican strongholds, they’ll inevitibly collapse. They’d probably attack us, but oh well, they’re attacking us now while we’re in one union.

If we couldn’t put the clown who hired him in prison under four years of a democratic president then what makes you think we can do it to this guy?

My favorite was “Ghost of Al Capone storms White House, issues list of demands.”

I love winter so much I pollute as much as I can to speed run though global warming and reach the inevitible ice age after.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out

Adopt as many kids as possible. Turn them into ninjas.

And the Eurotrash is saying we ain’t doing anything.

Yeah… laughs in paramedic.

Anyone who has ever worked as a first responser knows that it’s an eternal, unshakable law of the cosmos that evil dirtbags who continually fill their bodiea with garbage are destined to live until the end of time. Pretty sure I know homeless crack addicts who were 80 when Mother Theresa was born and still outlived her, dumpster diet and mail stealing and all.

HEY LOOK FELLAS IT’S ADOLF DIDDLER.

The Ice list is hosted on a website based in Iceland. Nice.

I’m going for the hail mary pass and taking the stance that we need to send our youth back down into the mines.

I’m American and I’m not convinced it was ever turned on. Pretty sure it was theorized and marketed well and all of you believed it as much as we did.

I don’t think he’s as stupid as we all think he is. Well, I do and I don’t. Ever have a friend who just got musical theory from a young age? Trump is a grade A dumbass except when it comes to being a calculated piece of shit. I’ve never seen anyone more successfully opportunistic with dipping their toes into what they can get away with than him. It’s honestly an impressive, albeit morally bankrupt skill.

The obvious response to this is to guerilla install regular benches, but put wheelchair legs on the legs so we can roll sleeping homeless men into bank lobbies.

There’s that poorly executed strawman that’s all you have! Hooray!

“I’m not wading into that conversation.”

Immediately wades into conversation.

I feel like this meme has grown way beyond anyone having read the White Ninja comic.

Our country. We’re fucking people unwillingly together!