I’m sure the features do exist, but there’s a big mix of people being semi-disingenuously mad at features you toggle off on install and never think about again, features in preview buids and features that don’t quite do what people say they do.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t prefer many of those to… you know, not exist, but it’s also true that my copilot button does nothing (that’s a lie, it brings up the start menu), I don’t have Recall, there are no ads in my Start menu and the extent of my interaction with “Click-to-do” was accidentally stumbling upon the shortcut, turning it off and never thinking about it again.

I shudder to think how much development time Microsoft dumps into things that work that way for all of their tech-savvy users and only exist as gimmicks and adware for normies. It’s a dumb, dumb way to make software, but it’s much more manageable than some corners of the internet say it is, be it due to the ragebait economy or just how weirdly partisan and irrational the Linux rah-rah gets.

As a long term dual-booter the whole thing seems kinda dumb to me on all sides for different reasons. I’m mostly just annoyed that I can’t get Bazzite to hibernate properly and that I have to keep paying people to make my Windows taskbar float on the side of the screen like KDE does by default. And nobody is fixing either anytime soon because everybody is too busy being rich or smart or whatever other useless thing people like to be on the Internet.

It’s a very stupid century.