If he’s admitting to having something minor, then he must be at death’s door…
Wouldn’t it be ironic if Biden outlives him?
lol that can’t be real
My neighbor said this about Biden about a year ago. Our kids are friends, and they are very nice people. It’s the only time something remotely political has come up between us. Ever since then, I have made extra sure to not broach politics around her, because I’m pretty sure her views are extraordinarily stupid and if I hear anymore I will respect her a lot less. I kind of laughed it off at the time, but I’m pretty sure she was being serious. Her and her husband are both Church going folk and the husband is a cop, so I’m pretty sure I know where they lie on the political spectrum. Imo ifyou’re willing to believe there’s an invisible man in the sky that’s going to solve all your problems, I guess all these conspiracy theories are easier to believe.
I was thinking “wtf are you doing giving them the mental space to be complete psychopaths” and then “the husband is a cop”… so yeah, maybe don’t show your hand to those chucklefucks. Slowly backing away is the safer choice.
I was hoping Carter would have, I’ll take Biden though.
You know what… Take away everything Trump has done, take away the alleged assassination attempt, the health issues all of it.
THE MAN IS 80!!! He’s too fucking old to be working any job let alone president of the United States!!!
Just fucking retire!
You know who will be president if he does?
Yep, someone without the cult of personality backing him. So, generally, better for everyone involved.
Yep, senators and congress people are not afraid of Vance like they are of trump. It would/will be an interesting turn of events if ol’ couch fucker gets a shot at the big desk.
🛋️ 🥵
I love that the first indisputable evidence that Trump has a heart arrived at the same time as the evidence that it is malfunctioning.
The malfunctioning is apt.
President Vance, with a tactical hamberder, in a furniture store.
In fifty years, people will be writing essays about why this comment makes sense and is hilarious.
\\ Hello future essay writers, I hope you have accrued enough credits to keep your crate cool tonight!\\
If I am not dead in fifty years I dread to imagine what a 75 year old me would be like. I would prefer not to get to that stage though, I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.
Also future essay writers I fucked your grandmother’s.
If I don’t go down in a hail of gunfire long before then, allow me to say, include me in the screenshot. In this case, include me in the academic citation as well.
I’m cool with dying before I’m 40.
Lots of people think that but they usually change their mind when they grow a bit older.
It’s called passive suicidality, I want to die but am overridden from killing myself by my instincts and pride.
Release the IKEA list!
I hear JD Vance is shopping for new Oval Office couches.
Apparently those Arhaus Kiptons are sexy yet classy.
I read “Oral Orifice couches”
JD getting ready before his next meeting:
The exam found Trump, 79, has chronic venous insufficiency.
As someone who has been treated for this, I can confidently say bullshit. His ankles are swollen like he got them beaten and broken with a crow bar for not paying his debts.
My professional medical diagnosis is he has demon legs with no knees.
Source: making it up but I’m right.
Team Hamberder for the point:
The exam found Trump, who is 79, has chronic venous insufficiency. The condition happens when an individual’s leg veins struggle to pump blood back to the heart, causing blood to pool, according to The Cleveland Clinic.
Leavitt said there was no evidence of deep vein thrombosis, which is a blood clot, or arterial disease, which can include blockages.
So what we can gather from prior statements from Leavitt, there is plenty of evidence of deep vein thrombosis, with blockages.
He almost certainly has something worse if this is what he’s admitting to.
I forgot about the Epstein list
the official report is that he has a common treatable disease? so that means he is hours away from spontaneously composting, right?
Spontaneously composting.
Bam you’re fertile dirt.
i think he’s already partially compost.
The doomsday clock just gained a second or two
Is it bad that I got a lil excited reading this headline
are you giddy because an elderly man is reaching the end of his earthly time, or because the most deranged pedophilic fascist will finally do one thing that makes the world a better place?
No just makes ya a tad bit sadistic. I ain’t one to criticize, I want expand Charlie Kirks too small face with a jack knife.
nope
I wonder why we aren’t getting the typical bullshit fluff piece this time.
K but who gets the fatwa? The doctor?
There’s a reason he is pushing Coca-cola to use cane sugar.
