I definitely ate the clickhole here
Trying to think if I can cobble together 90 minutes a day that I’m NOT online…
Mfr’s get stuck in game lobbies longer than that.
I remember back in the Windows ME era or thereabouts when Microsoft was pushing hard at the notion that your computer will always be online and connected to the internet, and we were all treating them like they were full of shit. Sure, all of us geeks would love to be connected 24/7 but really nobody is going to be able to provide a connection with that kind of uptime, and even if they could we’d never be able to afford it.
Right?
Anyway, most of the tools I’m required to use to do my job are hosted on the Internet, so there’s no way I can’t be “online” as long as I’m at work. I’m offline when I’m on my motorcycle. And y’all motherfuckers will never find me.
Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up.
I’m in IT, I’m kinda required to be online most of the work day.
