Wake me up when Septempril ends
I unironically love this. Of course it isn’t practical in the least, but I love it.
I use febr a rch btw
You know about neo-pronouns, get ready for neo-months
“Lousy Smarch Weather”
‘Do Not Touch -Willie’
“Hey, good advice!”
Febroctobus
I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.
My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.
It’s too unregular and too good to be a coincidence. Unless they threw an algorithm on it that was intended for whatever
To be clear, I don’t think the choices are a coincidence; I think the general idea is one.
Genuine Question:
if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?
- “em” is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
- “uar” is good for jan/febr
I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that
hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.
Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?
Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)
R-code
library(ngram) tmonths = c("january", "february", "march", "april", "may", "june", "july", "august", "september", "october", "november", "december") zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){ ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon)) return(gsub(" ", "", ng)) }) res = sort(table(unlist(zzz))) res[res > 1]
This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:
ary uar uary emb embe ember mbe mber ber 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 4
As you can see two longest most common motifs are “em-ber” and “uar-y”
Using this I propose the following graph
Mermaid
stateDiagram direction LR sept --> em nov --> em dec --> em em --> ber oc --> to to --> ber feb --> uar uar --> y jan --> uar ju --> ne ju --> l l --> y ma --> r ma --> y r --> ch a --> p p --> r r --> il a --> u u --> gust
Interestingly
- Aprch
- Maril
are the only two hallucinations, everything else is always a legit month
Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.
at least no bot will solve this
For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.
They should have included an option for BC and AD.
Hmm. A bit redundant.
[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]
Shoulda just been [ ul ].
We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let’s say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying “this number is only valid if X is also set” or “if the validity boolean is true”. Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell’s data types or Rust’s enum types. Imo any language should have this.
Having data dependent on each other in a type means that either you have redundant data (so one of the fields should be computed) or that your container tries to be too generic (you should in this case prefer an ‘Apple’ class over a ‘Fruit’ class with an enum field ‘Type’)
I love the month of Jay
Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:
January, March, May, September, November, and December.
Otherwise, it’s
Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober
I think you can use the white space so it’s “[ ]april”
It’s 12, looks good to me.