No picture at all would likely sell more burritos than this:
yum fungus burrito, with real live fungus. the burrito left out in the heat lamp for 14days.
I’m trying to figure out what leads someone to look at this and say “yes this is good” and then fucking print it, or pay to have it printed. Like, why would you just… print without even fucking looking?
It’s so bad that I almost wonder if the person who posted it is themselves using AI (the angle of the reflected street looks off?).
Even if that one isn’t, there have been similar verifiably real instances.
Boss: “Corperate demand more AI. AI is the future and the future is now!”
Graphic artist: “fuck i need this job to pay for my families survival. Fuck it ‘OpenClaudPT generate a breakfast burrito’”
OpenClaudPT: “Wow that is an amazingly insightful and well reasond idea. There are not many people around who could have come up with such a fasinatingly innovative idea for a picture. Here is a picture of a cat! Hope you like it”
Graphic artist: “I didnt want a picture of a cat i wanted a picture of a breakfast burrito!”
OpenClaudPT: “Whoopsie poopsie. You are absolutly right. That is 100% my fault, i will own that one. Here is your Moon Sausage Burrito”
Graphic artist: “Fuck it! Close enough. If the boss dosent give a fuck about my work enough to let me do it then the best they are getting is a Moon Sausage Burrito. Whatever the hell that is”
Boss: “Why does the burrito look weird, oh well corporate asked for more ai and Graphic artist clearly used AI to make whatever this is. I need this job to pay for my families survival so im not going against corperate. Full send it!”
It’s just missing a
“this needs to be at the printer before end of day and I need to review this before then.”
“Dude, it’s 3:30 pm”
“Then you better make it snappy!”
OpenClaud is clearly an amalgam of most AI agents out there, a very accurate one.
Malicious compliance
Boss said add a picture, I said artist costs money, boss said “use AI” - just doin’ my job.
Yech, did they put trypophobia in the prompt?
I can not accept that this is a photo of a printed sign. Its unimaginable.
ChatGPT - Prompt Here’s a fun one. Please make this supposedly real sign that was AI-generated of a burrito look like an actual tasty burrito instead of something out of a horror movie.
So my real question becomes who the hell looked at that generated image and thought we should put that on a sign for real and people will buy our food. 🤣🤣🤣
It’s still really weird because even though the burrito us cut with a knife (tortilla has a clean cut), none of the stuffing is.
If I had Trypophobia, I would be tripping so high right now.
Did they get that burrito from the Upside Down?
No shot this is real
What in the actual fuck.
I remember morons on Reddit screaming at me that generative tech will democratize creativity in all disciplines.
Turns out being creative is a skill in any domain that needs tending to.
Is it not creative to make a trypophobic burrito?
Oh hell no, there’s a condition where things with holes trigger fight or
flightreactions. I would set that on fire. I’ve gotten better but I can barely look at it.I dont know if I’m more disgusted by the picture, or the price.
Ok, fine, but it’s ONLY $13.50, so what are you gonna do? Not buy it just because it looks like it’s actually from actual Hell? I didn’t think so
Breakfast cthurrito
Cancer in a tortilla!
If I see AI generated images on Google Maps, Yelp, websites, menus, etc I immediately pass on the restaurant. I have no idea what restaurants think showing fake images of food is going to convey to it’s customers but if they can’t get photos right then they probably can’t get proper food storage and handling correct either.
also, is that even legal?
I don’t see why not when fast food places are allowed to use product images of plastic food on their menus.
I thought the rule was that it has to be at least the same components. Like mcdonalds images are super styled, but all the things on the picture are at least present pn your burger.
You presumably make the food nearly every day.
I would imagine you probably have a phone with a built in camera.
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Do I have to spell it out?
Maybe they suck at making the food?
Maybe they also suck at taking photos, but if I see food (or anything else) advertised with a slop image, there’s a 0.00% chance I’m buying it. It just reeks of dishonesty and laziness, plus I hate ai. With no image, I might actually buy it. I’ve actually ordered food from many a text-only menu.
I don’t hate AI, but I’m also not buying that food. I’ll assume that there’s a chance they’ve never actually made that menu item before opening their restaurant if AI art is the beta they’ve got.
But the food we make is ugly bro!
That’s not acceptable, that’s not professional, somebody is going to eat that burrito - are you going to file their permission to use the image of their food? Too complicated.
You sell the food already just take a fucking picture of it??
If I see ai slop on your menu I will add you to the already long list of places I’ll never go.
Our countrys delivery apps are ruined by this. I remember reading that the apps actually encouraged vendors to use AI to make the pictures prettier, but of course with how easily the tool has become they are just straight out just puking AI food. Like 90% is just slop
I try to avoid restaurants with AI photos but at the same time I like to support small mom and pop joints, and I know that the ones with good actual photos of their foods are also the big restaurants
