- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
We call it a “banana product” because it ripens after it has been delivered to customers.
“Ship it green, party it yellow”
That’s brilliant!
No worries. They’ll just ship a development version to your machine and see what happens. That should be a good enough test.
What is “main branch” in this context? Main branch of what?
In software development the main branch is the version which the clients update to.
Before pushing updates to the main branch, they should be forked to a test branch.
Microsoft is pushing out updates without properly testing them, resulting in a lot of avoidable bugs.
No, the main branch should be at HEAD, and releases ought to be a few commits back, when it was tested and considered stable enough. Maybe that’s the joke, they’re doing it at unstable points.
Main branch is a common choice for the root fork of a git development repository. It was master, but it is a poor choice when respecting freed men from slavery.
the main branch should be at HEAD, and releases ought to be a few commits back
Right. I was dumbing it right down without overcomplicating it.
The tree, duh.
xkcd 2347: Dependency, only in the worst possible way.

I uploaded it to ImageBB because Imgur was not available for everyone apparently, so this is kinda weird. However, here is an Imgur version for you:

I don’t know if this works on programming.dev, but usually you can upload pictures on lemmy.
I know that but I don’t want to be a burden on the server even if it’s small.





