(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?He seems like an all right guy
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
He’s all right, I guess
A righteous man, I see.
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?
I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.
Dumbass stole an odd number of shoes.
What did he do with the wrong ones?
Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he’s trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
I’m just saying, renaming your store to “53 Shoes” after this would be really funny.
These shoes will claim they’re victims of a crime and they’re right!
