That’s an Opossum, Possum are from Australia and they’re way cuter

Same, 6 years from 2005-2011, $7.50 an hour for a call was great money in 2005. I think we were up to $10 by the time I quit

Kegsbreath is probably in Trump’s ear hourly begging him to let him drop a nuke on Iran. Trump’s handlers will only be able to talk him out of it for so long.
Frankly, I’m surprised Trump didn’t start the war with a nuke

They also probably ate them, search the files for the keywords “beef jerky” and browse around a bit

With my own allowance money instead of asking for it as a gift?
Sim City 3000

First game as an adult with a job?
Halo 2

Amperage is like a rope, you can draw it but you can’t push it

I think the official report said that she was shot twice in the chest and once in the arm though.

Denmark shouldn’t trust anything that comes from Trump, I know I don’t

They’re all about whatever Trump says. If he contradicts himself half way through a sentence they’ll charge their minds half way through his sentence.

Guys, I’m starting to think we’re not going to get those $5,000 checks we were promised.

/S

I guarantee he’s going to try a military coup before 2028, probably even next year if the midterms don’t go his way, and my only hope is that the Army and National Guard remember their oath is to the Constitution and not to Trump.

I really hope we’re even allowed to have an election in 2026.
My Spidey Sense tells me he’ll start a war in the next 12 months then get the Supreme Court to side with him on postponing elections during wartime, and then we’ll stay in a permanent state of war afterwards.

ChatGPT is going to nuke my house for repeatedly asking it if there’s a seahorse emoji.

In all seriousness though, I assume it’s for nuclear power to satisfy the exponentially growing need for electricity, but if we’re going to be building reactors they should be powering the grid and reducing our dependency on fossil fuels, not privately owned reactors for corporations.

Photos and videos from Epstein’s island.

Remember the pee tape? My money is on it actually existing and that it happened not in Russia, but on Epstein’s island. I’m also willing to bet it’s just one small piece of evidence in a pile of photos and videos obtained from the island by Putin, and I also bet it’s the most tame bit of footage he has on him.

I’ll never forget the way Jack Smith looked at him in court, it was the most pure look of hatred and disgust I’ve ever seen.
Jack saw some shit in piles of evidence obtained from Trump’s various priorities, that’s not a look you give someone that only stole documents.

No, it should, but they’ll keep it propped up as long as they can, making the inevitable collapse far worse than if they let it happen organically.

Ah yes, obviously the Democrats fault for not bending to the fascist budget plan…
/s

So far it’s only been fascists shooting other fascists in the face.

I hope Jimmy demands the ABC affiliate owner gargle his scrotum.

Shit, yeah I fucked up somewhere on the calculator 🤷‍♂️

1 million is a faction of what the reality will be. There are roughly 320 million people, 1 million people is about 0.003% of the population.
As of late 2024 it was estimated that between 57% and 73% of people were living paycheck to paycheck.
Let’s go with 57% and cut it roughly in half to be conservative and go with 28% of people being one missed paycheck away from losing everything.
28% of 320 million is about 90 million.

That “1 million” estimate is off by several orders of magnitude on the low end.