Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis ® appointed Michael Allen Caruso last August to serve as Palm Beach County’s clerk of courts and comptroller. Caruso was arrested yesterday on charges of molestation, kidnapping, luring and enticing a child, lewd and lascivious exhibition, and child abuse early yesterday morning, according to an arrest affidavit reported upon by The Miami Herald.
Investigators say that Caruso sexually molested the child, a male relative under the age of five, several times last year. Caruso allegedly exposed himself to the kid while playing soccer and then played “tickle monster” with him to touch his buttocks and genitals later that day. During a cruise, he allegedly put his penis in the child’s mouth after telling his parents that the two were going to get ice cream. He also reportedly fondled the boy’s penis during a fishing trip.
The boy subsequently acted out sexually at home, leading his parents to question him. The parents then contact the police, and also asked Caruso about the allegations; he denied them but begged them not to tell others under fear of arrest and jail time.
Got those Kenneth Copeland demon eyes.
I didn’t think it was possible to look more like a demon wearing a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland, but I was wrong.
Evil people know they’re evil. Guilty eyes don’t lie.
Yet again, not a drag queen.
It would be great if this dumbass country could come to the understanding that we have an entire party of pedophile criminals destroying everything. The evidence is overwhelming and I’m so tired of nothing being done about it.
From the Newsweek article:
Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso, a former Republican state legislator who previously backed the death penalty for adults convicted of sexually battering children under 12, was arrested Tuesday on five felony child sex abuse charges.
Won’t somebody think of the children!? Eeeeew not like that!
If this is why Republicans are always thinking of the children, maybe they should think about them less.
We should all be at the point where if they are a republikkkan, we should assume they are a pedophile. I mean, they keep electing them so they’re obviously fine with that shit. If they don’t want to be thought of as child-rapists, then maybe they should have to prove it.
“No way to screen these people from positions of power,” says the only nation where this routinely happens.
Wait I thought it was trans people and drag queens doing this? So how come it keeps ending up being republicans and priests?
You know how easy it is to not be a child molester? And yet, it is story after story of these weirdos popping up with this affiliation.
Someone told him that gay people exist, and this was the result.
The tragic downfall of another good, American patriot. 😞
His actual, stated defense was that sexual deviancy is directed at only one sex, and since he is attracted to women (while the victim was a boy) he can’t possibly be a sexual abuser. We’ve actually finally hit something that is so illogical even Republicans can’t support it.
What, no way, how unexpected.
Someone should look into this
He looks like he has slitted snake eyes.
Group of pedophiles
Dude looks like a god dam lizard man
