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>wish for a billion doll hairs
>Genie smugly gives me a billion dollars
>trollface.webp
And then he fucks the genie in the ass haha
Genies don’t have buttholes
I just went to the Legal Department of my Wizard’s College, and paid them 5000 gold to craft perfectly worded wishes. I don’t recommend it, they’re all on fire and smell of sulfur, but they are great lawyers
I’m sure the Unseen University would have a reality altering war amongst the faculty just to figure out what wishes to ask the genie for.
Well I was already capable of casting wish, so there wasn’t a Genie involved
I don’t think that’s going to go the way you think it will. Exhibit A: Freeing the Genie
But you can just wish for a lawyer!
Or just use the genie as a wish auditor
Hey, I like how you think!
Relevant for once lol https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3Y4lwf6h8U8
First wish: give my wife twice what I wish for.
Second wish: beat me half to death.
Third wish: profit
First wish: kill my wife
Have 2 wishes left
Double profit incoming
That’s from the Simpson’s. Episode with the wife/husband swap.
No you are
