My kids would immediately drink that
As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain’t half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though
Oh, thanks, I just read that it’s a laxative. I was more afraid that it is some kind of bathroom cleaner.
You can paint walls and floors with it though - a useful household item!
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What the fuck
‘Twas a riff on this post from ages ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/forbiddensnacks/comments/fskkmc/caught_our_japanese_exchange_student_about_to/
Clearly I forgot that not everyone knows about an obscure post from 5 years ago, so they thought I was serious.
Please post screenshots for those of us who can’t access reddit.
Idk what was said, but it must’ve been pretty good if a .world moderator removed it.
Boring bastards.
It was xenophobic and encouraged poisoning people.
I think a foreign exchange student actually be less likely to drink it.
They have a thing called hand cheese in Germany. It’s a relatively hard and mild cheese with high protein and low fat, so it doesn’t melt easily and is good plain as a snack. Anyway, you’re not supposed to just eat it straight from your hand.
Signed- a dumb foreign exchange student.
you’re not supposed to just eat it straight from your hand.
Eating customs are a hit different than just actually ingesting a bottle of laxative. Eating customs also aren’t stated on a product.
Whereas this is clearly labeled “magnesium citrate”. My point being that while some American kids might not pay attention to what it says on the label, it’d make sense that a foreign exchange student would read the label and know what magnesium citrate is, or at least realise it’s medicine of some sorts. Seeing as they’re students, in an exchange program, they probably know the language somewhat.
So I standby what I said.
Your example is more akin to eating pizza with a knife and fork in Italy rather than chugging a bottle of laxative by accident.
Eww sprite. 7UP is better.
It would taste better to suck on a lemon directly. 🤮