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cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize | The Express Tribune
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Trump helped secure Pakistan-India ceasefire last month, preventing a broader conflict between the two nuclear states
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    This is the worse timeline ever

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    Norwegian here. I can still hear the gasping from the laughter of the nobel committee in Oslo. And I’m on vacation abroad.

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    I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

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    Nobel committee knows that if they pick him, it would tarnish the prize.

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    They’ve got that ass-kissing down now, don’t they!

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    Oh this aged like sour goat milk.

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    Fits right in with Obama, lord of drones.

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    In other news, I hereby nominate my butt for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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