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pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

He took his picnic basket

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He took his picnic basket

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pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksM to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Where are Grizzly bears finding Chobani yogurt in the wild? I could save money on store bought if I can just find it outside.🤔

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      First prove you aren’t a bear.

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        I’m a dog. It says so in my profile.

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          This is “People Twitter”. Dogs ain’t people.

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            Sir, this is Lemmy. Dogs can be whatever they want.

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      Add 1/4 cup plain chobani to a gallon of milk that has been heated to 185° f and cooled to ~110° f and hold it at 105° f for 8ish hours and you have more chobani.

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        You have died of dysentery

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          No, the whole idea of fermenting milk in different ways is so you don’t. You can safely have your milk transformed by bacteria into yoghurt, kefir or cheese! Of course, Big Yoghurt doesn’t want you to know.

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        Well, if you add a shit ton of sugar, yes. Without all the extra sugar it’s just yogurt. Chobani is popular because it’s a desert that tricks people into thinking they’re eating something healthy.

        Regular Greek yogurt is good, but it’s not as enjoyable for most people. Throw in some berries and/or granola though it’s it’s pretty close, and significantly better for you.

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      Okay, but you’re gonna have to fight a few bears.

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      Occupied camp sites?

    • kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s definitely the yogurt that made them ask.

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    So the men choose the bear too?

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    Just the bear necessities

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    It’s very nice of her to give him a shout-out for something so simple. It made me think about how I might be taking all the little things my wife does for me for granted.

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    Nah, that shit is farmed salmon not wild salmon.

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      Vincent from over the hedge?

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      Why on earth would you ever want wild salmon? That shit is infested with parasites

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        Parasites that are killed when you prepare the fish correctly and thus are harmless. The alternative is to eat farmed salmon that is full of medicine and antibiotics to contain the parasites. You have to pick your poison. Or you could of course choose to not eat salmon instead.

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    Ahhh so that’s why the women preferred the bears. It was in food rather than fowers!

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    i would eat like that

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    Um… do we know for sure that they are NOT a bear!?1?

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    Her bf is the bear

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    Grizzly: Atlantic farmed salmon? Psh

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    They drove me away when I made a shitposting alt account and trolled r/conservative. Than went back to my main account only to get hit with ban evading. Good bye 11 year account

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