this guy is a mega grifter
I mean he’s a good grifter in the sense that he found the absolute dumbest people to grift. But a good grifter is sly and inconspicuous, which he is not. I guess you don’t have to be when your marks are on a steady diet of paint chips and incest.
Can I add Rape Sauce? Felon Fries? Traitor Tots?
Oh, FFS…
As a lifelong Texan, I am suitably embarrassed and chastised that this bullshit even exists…
The depths to which my state has fallen… 🤦♀️ 🙄 🖕
Texas has been shit for a long time dude you haven’t really fallen that far
70yrs ago when I was a kid… Yeah, it was much different. 🤷♂️
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Is medium rare even an option, or are the doneness levels just named by types of leather?
Leather I’m sure… 😂
And the only condiment is “ketchup” (as I’m certain Chump has no fucking idea what catsup is…) 🤷♂️
The comments section, as expected from Fox News, is an utter disaster. One highlight is a “Trump philosopher” that has “deeply studied Trump’s policies and has found nothing any reasonable American should disagree with”.
Can’t wait until we hear this immigrant is deported and his defense is he thought they wouldn’t come after him.
Burgers? I thought he was a taco kind of guy.
Do you have an option with a vegan patty?
[2 secs later]
running away while customers and workers are sooting at me
Uses Blue Bell ice cream. Ha ha. That’s on brand for Republicans killing their base to own the libs.
but do they have chicken tacos?
