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jeez you don’t have to sell it to me harder.
dont have to share it to me harder #communist
what I would pay to live in that dream…
RIP Scotland.
Are you kidding me? Scotland would be cheering if they could torch the golf courses. Especially Trump’s. During his last regime, somebody in the crowd of protesters threw a bag of Cheetos at him when he went to his golf course. Smacked him right in the face IIRC.
I’m totally in for burning Trump courses. But didn’t golf originate there? I figured it would be a cultural thing. Did you all get tired of it?
I’m not from Scotland and I haven’t looked into the history of the sport, though I believe you’re right that it came from Scotland, but one thing I do know is that there is not a lot of wilderness left there and the Scottish absolutely hate Trump as one of the people destroying what natural landscape they have left with his golf course.
We don’t need healthcare as long as the rich can play golf.
only if the rich touched the grass they played on
Especially with all the pesticides and fertilizer in those lawns. Might get rid of a few sooner.
Dude’s uncle isn’t rich.
Lived a few years in Aberdeen, the birthplace of golf.
over there it makes sense. That grass grows naturally, everyone has a golf court at a walking distance, fun sociable walk (about 9 to 18km of walking), carts are practically banned there. it isn’t a rich hobby.
On a nice day you can see everyone golfing, even if it is a couple kids with a couple of clubs (no need for a whole set which you still have to carry).
It’s a genuine people’s sport.
Everywhere else? where you need lots of water and land to maintain, and it’s only for rich cunts with golf carts? fuck that.
that makes a lot of sense. colonization and rich flaunting has the effect of transposing things to where they make no sense and requires destruction to make work at all. example that comes to my mind is how cheap concrete and steel construction being imposed on third world countries by its neocolonizers, places where its expensive to create and makes construction worse bc its not suitable for every environment. and the rich of third world countries picking glass metal generic skyscrapers to flaunt their wealth, constructing them in places where its horrible
That reminds me of when I was a kid and I and my family would play the home-made hybrid game “croquet golf” on our (very uneven) lawn. It was really fun. Essentially, it was golf rules with croquet equipment. My dad dug nine holes in our lawn for that game.
Honestly I look at golf as a different sport entirely here in the US. It’s all about exclusive clubs, racist segregation, flagrant wasting of resources to benefit a tiny minority, and often using public funds to subsidize a shitty sport so rich people can pay less for their racist bullshit.
I do wonder how the average scotsman feels because your perspective from living there a few years doesn’t really tell us the entire story, just your POV.
didn’t say Scotland, said Aberdeen, look at the map, there’s like 6 full golf courses within the city, no matter where you live in the city, there’s always a course within walking distance. not sure about the rest of Scotland.
I bet the lower parts of Scotland (and probably most of the higher areas, too) was forest before humans started cultivating it.
probably, don’t want to get into exactly what’s natural or not. but it has plenty of grass dunes seas, put in a few sheep and you have perfect grass for golf.
Karl Marx Capital Volume 2 page 420 “fuck them golfers.”
“From each according to his handicap” x69marxnoscope69x
Good
Good. Golf is fucking stupid and requires huge amounts of space that could be used for parks instead
That’s capitalist golf.
Good, ethical golf of the proletariat happens anywhere you can place a can and the worse the terrain, the better the game.
Getting the ball up into the can is quite a challenge, innit?
Virtual golf is a thing now. It’s like a giant video game.
Basically, you hit a ball into a projection screen. It has fancy laser trackers that works out direction, distance and spin. You can even select to play famous courses anywhere in the world, where they’d never let you in, and you couldn’t afford anyways.
Doesn’t take much room at all. Indoors with all the creature comforts
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not that i dont agree, but boring games are allowed to exist. the issue is the racism, elitism, colonization of land, waste and abuse of water and resources
100%. Honestly, some of my favorite games are boring ass games.
If golf went inclusive and solar punk tomorrow, I still wouldn’t play cuz I’m really bad at it. But I also would have no more complaints.
mini golf is where its at
Could be, but everyone’s opinion of what’s boring is different.
Have you ever had to watch an American Football match? Besides very little actual foot on ball action (it was more like rugby but with lots of padding, fair enough, but at least change the name so it’s not so misleading), they kept constantly stopping every 30 seconds or so to have a little meeting, and for their like… 3 or 4 referees to have a chat and move some flagpoles around.
It was SOOOOO boring! It went on for HOURS because they constantly would stop for little meetings, interrupting the flow of the action every time it started to maybe get slightly interesting.
The only saving grace was that the weather was nice, there was an easily accessible bar, and in the field behind the pitch there was a local radio controlled aircraft event, so while the players were milling about not playing - which again was so very boring and frequent - I could watch the cool remote controlled planes and stuff and have a pint.
Anyway, my point is, one person’s ultimate excitement is another person’s ultimate bore-fest.
They’re all called “football” because the players are on foot. If they were mounted it would be polo.
But the object they carry and throw and such can hardly be called a “ball” at all. It’s more like a symmetrical egg.
They’re somewhat testicle shaped, aka “balls”, hence “ball”.
Football should be called soccer, and football should be called gridiron.
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The reason that they stop so frequently is for the ads on television/streaming.
On day one of my presidency I will abolish all forms of golf except mini. Don’t vote for me but pls abolish golf
Hey, you leave disc golf alone.
I’d like to keep just one golf course but add giant versions of mini golf obstacles. Golfers would probably hate it but they need some more whimsy
Disc golf is superior
- low barrier to entry
- frequently free to play
- great use of public parks/land
- low upkeep
- way more interesting to watch
- environmentally friendly
- many discs made of recycled plastics
- not played by mostly stuck up assholes
Golf courses can fight AI data centers for water
and the loser is 99% of humans 🥳
Golf is actually so off-putting sometimes because have you seen the average enjoyer? It’s like every frat guy, crypto bro and racist pool guys favorite hobby
I’m also convinced 90% of the players just want to walk around and drink outside.
The only person I know that play golf do it because he’s in real state and doing golf is “good to meet clients and close businesses”. He didn’t even enjoy it, it’s work meetings for him.
Whats wrong about walking around and drinking outside?
That’s because everyone can do it. But rich people want to do stuff only they can do so that they can distance themselves from us peasants.
Nice pun. You got it down to a tee
Do you play golf, or just going off stereotypes? It feels like you way overdouchified the people who just want to walk around and drink outside
That’s why I play and it’s awesome
Communist golf is where everyone shares the same ball and has to dodge cowpats in the communal pasture as they play.
Anarchocommunist golf is where you spend the day trying to track down the golf clubs someone took from the communal tool shed without telling anyone.
And then of course the weirdest variant of all is capitalist golf, where it can only be played on scrupulously maintained private property and you have to pay like $1800 per year for access.
Your gold club has an access fee? How pedestrian. Ours is a private golf club only open to shareholders to ensure that only the right people can access it, and none of those new money creeps can make it in
Every golfer should be forced to use the same equipment. P2W bullshit ass game.
Communism is when everybody shares 1 club (its a 4-iron)
Agreed! Also, the exclusivity of many golf courses is the ultimate P2W flex here. Communism would end country clubs, not the game.
I’ve alienated many relatives by responding to things lie this with “LMAO that’s exactly how a dumb shit republican thinks! Damn, I didn’t know you could be this funny!” or something along those lines.
Oddly, they never seem to respond unless it’s like 3 months later at a family gathering when they have had time to think of a reply…
Wow, I thought I was sold with communism as is, but now you add the eradication of golf??
