Elon Musk issued a curt rebuke of ketamine abuse allegations after a viral clip of his erratic behavior at a dinner recirculated online.

The clip—taken in March during a visit to Donald Trump’s Bedminster golf club in New Jersey—shows Musk balancing spoons at a dinner table while one of his baby mamas, Shivon Zilis, watches in silent concern.

At the time, X user and “retired army medic” Molly Ploofkins tweeted the clip with the caption, “Musk playing with his silverware while tripping on ketamine at Bedminster.”

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    “watches in silent concern”? She looks as high as him, to me. Rocking back and forth…

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      That confirmed what I thought, its actually wayy worse. Its permanent urinary retention. Had transient version of it a few times doing DXM and its terrifying and horribly uncomfortable if not downright painful.

      The only thing at the time that can help you is taking a bath or immersing your junk in hot water so it relaxes everything and makes you reflexively pee but thats a pain in the ass if you gotta do it every time you need to piss. He’s in for a horrible reality check if he isnt already currently at that point.

      Jesus, he has such shit taste in drugs and using then

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        The only thing at the time that can help you is taking a bath or immersing your junk in hot water so it relaxes everything and makes you reflexively pee

        Matthew Perry mystery solved!

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    I have a new theory: Elon Musk is a habitual masturbator. He’s addicted to the fap, and is ashamed of it. His ketamine-flooded brain, in an attempt to square it with his inflated ego, came up with the nonsense theory that he has a duty to reproduce as much as possible by donating his sperm to gold digging women instead of his own protruding belly button. That’s probably why he tried to keep it a secret, because it’s something he’s ashamed of.

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      The White House just publicly admitted he was on Ketamine, Ecstasy, and multiple psychedelics the entire time he has been a federal employee.

      Yeah he’s probably a gooner too but we should never let them live down their drug addict nepo baby cabinet pick, or any of their other ones.

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    Well, I suppose one has to be on DOPE for DOGE to make sense, so…