House votes on “takesies-backsies” cause Dear Leader told them to find him more ICE money.

“Contingent” on what, Kegsbreath?

Greenland making fun of Trump?

Denmark still refusing to “sell” it?

Trumpy needing yet another distraction from some stupid shit he’s doing he wants to hide?

You getting cranky from the DTs?

“This thing Trump said he was going to do isn’t what I voted for!”

Oh shit, now the Internet tough guy is gonna punch you in the mouth!

Letting them go home is why they keep coming back.

Until we have the will to hold these fascist traitors accountable, this will be a recurring problem.

“I have formally requested the Trump Administration rescind their unlawful deployment of troops in Los Angeles county and return them to my command,” Newsom wrote on X, formerly Twitter.

If it’s unlawful, you don’t need to ask. Just tell them to go home.

Relax everyone; it’s just a singular event. Just like how every right-wing white man who perpetuates an act of terrorism is a “lone wolf” and definitely not the logical culmination of the fearmongering propaganda espoused by the Republicans.

It’s not really about the money.

There’s no amount of money that will make Jones stop. He to this day still shit talks the families and victims of Sandy Hook. That’s why they want him bankrupted and InfoWars shut down- not to have his money, but because as long as he has a public platform, he’ll never stop.

They’re both egomaniacal, drug-addicted narcissists. There’s no possible way they could work together long-term.

Trump can’t stand Musk getting any credit and Musk can’t stand Trump giving him any blame.

So no, I think this was completely inevitable.

You might know him better as the Sentient Pile of Gin-Soaked Rags.

Harvard isn’t a person.

According to Citizens United it doesn’t matter. Part of that ruling held that both individuals and associations of individuals have a free-speech rights. Or to put it another way, you as a person have a right to free speech, and the right doesn’t go away just because you choose to associate with other persons.

So Harvard has a right to free speech, because the individuals who make up “Harvard” have that right.

Given Tukkker’s career arc post-Crossfire, this might actually be good for Leavitt.

It would be an extremely lame duck presidency.

It already is. Haven’t you seen him sign those executive orders and it’s immediately apparent he’s never seen or read it before that moment? He doesn’t have any clue what he’s going to sign before they put the paper in front of him.

Trump is in the White House for two reasons- make himself richer and avoid prosecution for his crimes. Everything else that’s happening is being masterminded by someone else. Smart money is on Stephen Miller.

The only thing at the time that can help you is taking a bath or immersing your junk in hot water so it relaxes everything and makes you reflexively pee

Matthew Perry mystery solved!

So much for those “Judeo-Christian” ideals:

You shall neither mistreat a stranger nor oppress him, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

-Exodus 22:21

The stranger who dwells among you shall be to you as one born among you, and you shall love him as yourself; for you were strangers in the land of Egypt…

-Leviticus 19:34

Therefore love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.

-Deuteronomy 10:19

One would think if three of the first five books of both the “Judeo” and “Christian” Bibles repeat the same instruction, it’s probably important.

Paramount still wants to be bought out by Skydance, and they need regulatory approval for it to happen.

This isn’t “mental anguish” it’s a mob shakedown.

And sports:

Disney’s 0.2 point gain over March was partly driven by cross-network coverage of the NFL Draft, the NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship and the first round of the NBA Playoffs.

I volunteer as tribute!

HEY CHUMPS! Y’ALL GOT PLAYED BY A CONMAN! MUSK AND TRUMP DON’T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT ANY OF YOU! MAYBE THINK ABOUT THAT FOR ANY FUTURE ELECTIONS, HUH?

Walmart made BILLIONS OF DOLLARS last year, far more than expected.

Under Joe Biden’s absolutely terrible, awful, most baddest saddest America-lastest economy?