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      Which is why it’s so interesting Katie Miller joined him to do pr or whatever, while her husband is still on Trump’s coattails

      I mean was it planned for Elon to be the fall guy from the start or is this a continuation of the messy drama from Trump’s first presidency?

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        Neither. The point of this kind of chaos is that it’s exhausting and demoralizing to keep up with for the opponents of a fascist, while the fascist’s supporters are literally too stupid and misinformed to even know it’s happening.

        Trump is an idiot, but this is his one actual skill, and he’s better at it than anyone I’ve ever seen.

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    according to a report published Friday by The New York Times

    Friday!!!

    The actual FUCK?!!?!!?

    Why is this shit not reported DURING the election!??!

    –oh right, access and $$$ Assholes.

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      why has nobody talked about Elon using drugs before today?! How did we not know this?!

      Uhh…

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    He’s not that evil, he just took too many drugs.

    Well nice try whitewashing

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      I think he’s just bored here honestly, I’m no stranger to drugs I mean he might be on something but he looks like he’s just boring fucking around with forks to me

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        Dudes staring at it like it’s from a different planet, and she’s rocking back and forth like she’s on a horsey ride. They’re both lit.

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    He can afford health care like you and I have never can, nor will we. His high priced doctors will keep him going past 100.

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      Tough to say. He’ll need never livers and kidneys no matter how good the intermediate care is. Not saying buying a healthy young person for spare parts isn’t beyond him.

      You’ll know he’s grokked how badly he’s fucked his body once he starts up an organ printing/regeneration company. Which I guarantee he will, assuming by his calculation he figures out the reality of his situation in time. If he finds out late…? A bunch of Ugrher people are going to be getting blood tests and one of them is going to disappear along with any records they ever existed at all.

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        He’ll buy a company that does work in a related field. Or perhaps neural link will suddenly become more active in other organs, and he’ll dump money into that.

        The neural link idea is that he’ll eventually not need a body anyway. It’s a transhumanism thing. Have fun with that rabbit hole.

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          He may try to take over one of the companies developing CRISPR technology to grow himself new organs… or just buy some from a shady body parts dealer in the 3rd world and claim that he had them grown using CRISPR… (lie like he always does) and make big promises on how you will be able to special order your cure at a kiosk in 2 years.

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    So Trump already knew he was a drug addict, and gave him the keys to our critical infrastructure.

    You know once an elected official violates their oath of office, they no longer hold it…