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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

The ideal software should take 45 seconds to crash after accidentally hitting the wrong button on your remote.

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The ideal software should take 45 seconds to crash after accidentally hitting the wrong button on your remote.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    I disconnected both of my smart TVs from the internet and have yet to tell the difference. :)

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      This is the way.

      I just want a TV to be a display that shows what I plug into it.

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        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          Where can I get a 55 inch monitor thats not one of those weird ass ultrawide thingies?

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            • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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              That’s nearly 1k for a 55. I paid 350 for my LG 4k.

              • Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world
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                Discounted because of all the bloatware they put on it…

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                  I have no complaints. I don’t use ITS smart features tho. I gots myself a roku for my plex server. Haven’ seen the LG’s homescreen in years.

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            • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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              I have

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      I have my TV locked down to LAN in my router. Lets me still run automations against it but prevents ad bullshit and forced updates.

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        Just got a new Roku tv, that’s a great idea thank you.

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    I actually built the OS for a certain line of smart TVs

    It worked well on the first- and second-gen products, but hardware and software were all moved to China years ago and it’s gone to shit since then.

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    Give us T9 on TV remotes.

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      This is a great idea. You’re totally right. I’m a little jealous I didn’t think of it before, ngl.

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    The fact that there’s no way to force close an app is my real frustration.

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      I can’t even reboot my tv. I have to agree/disagree to the ToS to get it to actually restart.

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        I have a piece of shit Samsung TV that needs replacing. When an app crashes I found holding down the standby button for like 20 seconds and then turn it back on seems to kill the apps on the TV so I can reload them.

        No idea if it’s a legit fix; but if not the placebo effect makes me feel better. Maybe other TVs could work the same way?

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          I have 2 LGs, there is no way anyone has found out how other than my method. There aren’t even physical power or menu buttons.

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        Just pull the plug at that point.

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    Wow, I guess when Bobby Wagner finally retires he’s all set on his second career

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    Lol this is spot on

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    Is this the same guy who programmed Windows Vista? Good god that OS was horrible and would crash if you even looked at it the wrong way

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