Some kaiju-sized demon could cleave Tampa, Florida in half with a flaming sword of the damned and all twitter would have to say about it is “would.”
> kaiju demon cleaves Tampa > prehistoric kaiju sized mega-crocodile erupts from crack in ground > they battle it out, croczilla wins by continuous death rolling > "Oh I must have switched on the sci-fy channel by accident" > mfw its national news station with live coverage
Twitter: “lmao this new retcon of Godzilla is wild”You know the movie “The end”? With Seth Rogan etc.
BIG DEMON PENIS XD
I would rather have satan in control than god if this world is what god did for us.
Really no way to tell which is which if you’re going by the contents of the book other than the more powerful one saying they’re the good one. They both lie, kill, etc.
Half of Lemmy: “Oh no, please, don’t destroy my asshole 🤤”
Demon: “I am here to annihilate humanity! Hello? Please stop it… You’re making this really awkward…”
TFW OP posted this literally one hour after a dire wolf meme was dumped in 196 Blahaj
When the demons realise humans have come a long way from the last time they showed up and start seeing demon ivory on ebay.
Would I die soyjacking to a demon? Yes.
Would it be funny? Also yes.
