Use me for parts. Donate me to a school, use whatever organs are usable, then bury the rest somewhere it can be good fertilizer. Or burn it. I won’t be here to complain 🤷🏿♀️
Can I get the viking funeral, but skip the boat to reduce costs? Just chuck me into the sea and fire arrows at me untill I sink.
One ticket to the cheapest way to dispose of a human carcass please! But flaming boat would be a good plan B, it’s true.
As far as I’m aware, it’s not illegal to conduct a Viking funeral, as long as it won’t interfer with shipping.
Probably wouldn’t hurt to tell the coast guard prior to the event…
In my state, it’s completely legal as long as you inform the fire marshall (?) beforehand. Apparently for many others as well
Nah, I want that anime coffin, better yet, put a gundam on the side of the boat and light me up!
I’ve already got a nice hole dug in the backyard for the family to roll me into.
Doesn’t that create prions?
