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phudgins@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Assert Dominance

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phudgins@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world
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    I’m an on call mortician. I spend a lot of time walking around funeral homes at night in the dark. I heard shit moving around and weird crashing noises all the time. I fuckin ignore that shit. Oh, what? The demon wants attention again, so I have to take my earbuds out? Nah. Not tonight Satan. I’m really into this audio book.

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      You should put the audio books on speaker, those poor souls are just fucking bored until they can finally rest.

      • Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world
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        Sometimes I put Bob’s Burgers on the TV for them

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    Get yourself an Aztec death whistle and just blow as hard as you can all of the sudden. They’ll go away.

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      deleted by creator

      • deaf_fish@lemm.ee
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        Ok, that is fucking cool!

  • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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    And in the middle apartment: Me, trying to sleep while these idiots are howling at each other. 😩

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