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I’m an on call mortician. I spend a lot of time walking around funeral homes at night in the dark. I heard shit moving around and weird crashing noises all the time. I fuckin ignore that shit. Oh, what? The demon wants attention again, so I have to take my earbuds out? Nah. Not tonight Satan. I’m really into this audio book.
You should put the audio books on speaker, those poor souls are just fucking bored until they can finally rest.
Sometimes I put Bob’s Burgers on the TV for them
Get yourself an Aztec death whistle and just blow as hard as you can all of the sudden. They’ll go away.
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Ok, that is fucking cool!
And in the middle apartment: Me, trying to sleep while these idiots are howling at each other. 😩