In case you want to use this for your homebrew games at home, you can take the stat block of a rusted bastard sword.
Not sure if typo or honest mistake in your title but just in case:
Cookies crumble (break into smaller pieces).
Sheet metal and/or aluminum foil crumples (crushes / becomes creased).
I dunno. Cybertrucks probably would crumble in a crash. Or a minor fender bender. Or just sitting there in a parking lot.
i wonder if Superman was ever sued for destruction of private property for doing something like this.
I want a semi serious legal drama comedy regarding those kind of things, and thinking about it, she Hulk could have been that show. dealing with things like that lawsuit from the incredibles, or that superman case…
Sounds like Harvey Birdman needs a reboot
There was actually a 1950s issue where someone sold Superman insurance.
big brain move
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_346
Synopsis for Superman: “The Man Who Sold Insurance to Superman!” An insurance salesman sells Superman a policy guaranteeing $100,000,000,000 against his death or disappearance from the Earth.
im pretty sure the govt of the world probably had a law, that excludes superman, or any other superhero from liablities of collateral damages.
at the same time, there should be laws and a duty to minimise damage to a reasonable degree.
the passenger and drivers are crumple zones.
Does Superman often throw cars at people? Why throw a car when a punch does more damage when you’re Superman? Hulk would, but that’s just because he likes to throw and smash things, not because he’s being logical about it.
also for hulk there’s a range aspect, he should be able to throw cars further and faster than he can jump. superman can fly almost instantly everywhere.
additional damage
Not if it breaks in half after hitting Doomsday on the head.
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