Absolutely incredible headline, but kind of a fucked up article. They’re hurting camels to win a pagent, what the hell.
Now remember that child pageants exist.
Wikipedia recently picked me this article to rabbithole. These bots are supposed to replace child slaves because the usual adult camel riders just doesn’t tickle the same, huh

The slave is under the robot
From the same species that brought you rooster fighting, one way tickets to space for dogs, and shark fin soup: Extreme Makeover - Camel Injectables Edition
Fuck we’re weird.
The one thing you can rely on humans to be.
Cue the Black Eyed Peas …
What are you doing? They’re goosed, okay?!
You show up to the camel show and your camel’s got a body kit, a lift kit, a wing, and 3 fake Nitrous bottles and assure the judges “yeah its stock”
Beauty pageants are a scourge
It’s been a while since I have seen a post has fit this community so well.
Best hump plumbs! Hump hump!
Jesus, those poor animals
those camels could ski jump 10m further.
Finally, some news I can use.








