- cross-posted to:
- technology@piefed.social
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- technology@piefed.social
Holy shit, dystopia is real
Black Mirror is real.
We’re using Black Mirror, Idiocracy, and Handmaids Tale as a blueprint at this point.
Don’t forget Neuromancer.
I would fucking hate getting “i miss you son” messages from my dead parents
That’s abuse and harassment.
There’s no other way to look at it. It is not that relative, it’s fraud to claim it is, and it’s just disgusting to pull at the heart strings like this to make money.
“I miss you son…almost as much as I miss the energy of Five Hour Energy Dubai Chocolate Crunch!”
Lol, this is because most of their Facebook users will be dead in the next 5 years.
What an intellectually dishonest title. You can’t keep posting after your death; your persona and all the relationships you spent a lifetime building become commodities for Meta to profit from
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No one gave a shit about my shitty low effort shit while alive. Who the fuck wants a slop version of me to be disappointed in as well?
90% of their social media is already bots anyway would it really change much
If you want to shitpost from beyond the grave do it yourself
Casper the Unfriendly Ghost
I’m actually gonna aim more for something out of The Shining.
Black mirror type shit
Finally, so I can keep being banned forever.
Meta knows that you don’t have to be dead for this to work, now you can respond to your friends on Facebook in a manner that most optimizes engagement… whether you want to or not.
They also won’t let a little thing like you being dead stand in the way of their monetizing your data, it isn’t like you can sue them for impersonation or anything.
I quit Facebook over a decade ago, but any gen AI thingie impersonating me will have to get drunk and post unfortunate things at 2 am and then delete them next day. Good luck to the poor dumb bastard.
So that meta can speak through your corpse after you die.
At least someone wants my body, I can’t give it away.
Additionally, patentable materials must be novel, useful, and a non-obvious inventive step. - Wikipedia
What does the patent contain? Where is the non-obvious inventive step? Using an AI to impersonate someone doesn’t strike me as novel, inventive, or surprising.
I see an upside, I’ll be able to post “Fuck you Zuckerberg” for years after I’m gone.
Meta announcement soon: “We made an update to our privacy statement. The most significant change is that we have now explicitly stated that you, the user, are in full control of your account and your data and you will have a lifelong, exlusive right to that data. We are doing this in the users best interest and comply with privacy regulations.”
Conveniantly leaving out that they’re effectively changing nothing except that you now loose all rights to your data and your account after you die.
Y’all are gonna love https://reflekta.ai/
Reflekta turns the stories, memories, and artifacts of the lives of you and your loved ones into private and interactive Reflektions that can be connected with anytime.
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If it can’t do unique puns then it’s not me.
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