Since half of everything is fake today, this is real.
All I’m wondering about is how will that get that huge boulder off the road and the side of the house? Can’t think of anything that could lift that without breaking it down first.
Probably break it into smaller rocks
I’d probably just move away at this point. There seems to be a boulder crossing right through their property and the next one might be right through their bedroom. And the one that went by some years ago was even bigger.
They’ll probably build a highway, cutting the boulders natural habitat in half.
lol at the “but what about the cars” inclusion
Trick for butter straight from the fridge: use a cheese slicer.
I think you mean “Ostehøvel”
Indeed I do, and for butter, it should be the kind that produces thin, wavy slices.
Fuck that’s a sexy image of toast… and butter. I’m in!
If it’s your first time, make sure it’s special. Don’t use that cheap, regular butter. Spend a little extra and get the fancy stuff. In Norway, you’d be looking for this one in the shop:

Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career.
Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz…
Hehe. That’s what I was here to say.
Except that I just use a thin knife.Then lay the thin butter slice on the toast that just came out and is still warm. It melts as you look at it.
Everyone should try a butter bell at least once.
Also known as a French butter dish. I agree and would highly recommend to everyone that eats butter
I cut it into slices like cheese.
Your toast is too soft and not toasted enough.
But…what if I like my toast a little soft :c
I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.
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Tub butter > stick butter
If you scrape it out a little bit at a time, it makes it much easier to spread than a cold square.
Another reason for disliking winter: the butter is rock solid
This is kinda sad hope nobody got hurt







