Your personal data is safe with us.
So give it. Very safe. Give it!
We take your home safety very seriously. Please let us in. Let us in. Let us rummage through your nightstand drawers. Your secrets are safe with us.
Your children are also safe. Give them.
It’s been almost 2 decades but I guess I’m a teenager again ?🤷 Because I ain’t uploading shit to discord.
how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.bmp
Sus.
Youus young’uns would have used how_do_you_do_fellow_teenager.aviAh crap I activated your Trap Card!
Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly— in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.
Define “quickly” and why is it not always immediately after confirmation?
quickly as in never and then leaked because they secured it with the digital equivelent of a wet paper bag left outside.
Doubt.
“Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted quickly - in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.”
https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globally
And this is why generic EULAs should be heavily regulated, and allowed to be negotiated like any other contract. Allow me to pencil in a “you’ll allow me to uniquely watermark the scan of my ID so it can be traced back to this specific request, and agree to pay me $500M if that scan is ever included in a data breach or sold to additional third-party vendors” clause.
Oh, Discord doesn’t want to agree to that? Gee, if the company is deleting everything immediately and there’s no risk of a leak/intentional sale, what’s the harm in including it? How’s the saying go? Something about “if you have nothing to hide”?
Unironically the solution here. We need a bit of a negotiation option. Some entity, I don’t know, the EU or other larger regulatory bodies need to force that one down their throat
20 years is “quick” enough. 5 is “immediately”.
Pretty much an instant on a cosmic timescale
If you want to protect the children get rid of the billionaires
El hoyo
“last year” doesn’t really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs
KYC is a trap.
Always was, always will be.
If you think “I have nothing to hide because I’m not a criminal”, I urge you to reconsider before history repeats itself and proves you wrong.
Make sure to email their support team and tell them that you left and why, they gotta have records that this shit will not be tolerated!
One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop
I support this. Fake IDs are morally good
Except AI is not capable of simple tasks let alone this.
Really? Generating real-looking faces has been doable for years now. MS paint copy/paste over an actual ID with the letters/numbers scrambled seems like child’s play.
(Not that I would ever publicly condone ID fraud. That would be a terrible thing)
edit: oh. To do it en mass to fuck up their databases. Yeah that’s fair. For a one-off: easily doable. At scale… Fair point
Except you’ve already lowered the bar. The original comment was AI generating the whole ID. Which is absolutely outside of their capabilities.
It’s also an AI verifying it, so it might cancel out
I’m so certain you will delete the id immediately after I send it that, after carefully considering it, I deemed it a waste of time: if you are deleting my ID immediately, the time spent on sending it is better used on something more useful, like taking a dump.
They got a new CEO in April 2025, look him up.
Or the women on the TEA app. Sure worked out for them.
Age verification should be “continue the song lyrics”
That could work. They should only be songs from when I was a teenager—
Wait. They’re classic oldies now?! 😢
Lol my dad listens to that shite
i already startet my own teamspeak community for like 10€ a month for up to 25 people.
I’m currently researching Matrix Synapse, to see if it would be worth the hassle to self-host a server.
I’ve been self hosting it for a few years. It hasn’t give me much trouble.
Discord looked iffy from the start. A hacker’s hangout.
Not sure what you mean, hackers hanging out is a good health indicator for an online space, and discord definitely wasn’t a platform of choice.
Unless you mean scammers, which isn’t even remotely the same thing.
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A hacker’s hangout is safer and more friendly than any social media site.
