A leading U.S. health official on Sunday urged people to get inoculated against the measles at a time of outbreaks across several states and as the United States is at risk of losing its measles elimination status.
“Take the vaccine, please,” said Dr. Mehmet Oz, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services administrator whose boss has raised suspicion about the safety and importance of vaccines. “We have a solution for our problem.”
Oz, a heart surgeon, defended some recently revised federal vaccine recommendations as well as past comments from President Donald Trump and the nation’s health chief, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., about the efficacy of vaccines. From Oz, there was a clear message on the measles.
RFK: don’t take the vaccine! Oz: take the vaccine! Trump: *shits pants
“Mr president, Brad Dongnozzle from CNN, is the shitting of your pants your way of agreeing or disagreeing about the vaccine?”
“What? Wait, I shit my pants? I don’t remember doing that…” {shits pants again} “Oh, man, Putin isn’t going to be happy about this!” {shits pants once again}
Like how they’re suddenly like, maybe don’t drink the raw milk we’ve been promoting recklessly.
The guy is still a doctor. His showed devolved quickly because there’s only so many ways to provide content for 5 days a week, but there has to be SOME part of him that knows the science and believes it.
I’m picturing that guy sweating over two red buttons. One says “Grifter” the other says “Doctor”.
I remember when former GOP Senate Majority Leader, and heart surgeon, Bill Frist went on Bill Maher sometime around the late 2000s, or early 2010s, and they were discussing vaccines.
Bill Maher, being the shithead that he is, was voicing his vaccine skepticism even then.
Bill Frist, whom I’m loathe to give praise to, turned away from Maher, looked directly in the camera and said that vaccines were safe and encouraged everyone to get vaccinated.
Shit like that gets you labeled a Communist in today’s GOP.
Unfortunately that small part is currently tasked with creating a cure for Lycanthropy based on RFK’s blood.
Nice try government, but this free thinker isn’t fooled so easily.
Losing voters?
Nah. Thinning out the idiots via natural selection would be an extremely good thing for Americans right now. Please let the idiots die.
Drink raw milk, eat raw meat, and become a strong boy!
I’m guessing you don’t know that vaccines generally rely on heard immunity to be effective? If a significant portion of the population doesn’t take the vaccine, even people who have the vaccine might get infected. On another note, immuno compromised people might have legitimate reasons for not getting the vaccine, and rely on that same herd immunity.
Good of him to take RFKj’s dick out of his mouth long enough to say this.
Doctors I trust more than Doctor Oz, Doctor Phil, or RFK Jr.
Doc Brown
Doc Gooden
Doc Holliday
Doc Hollywood
Doc Johnson
Doc McStuffins
Doctor Bombay
Doctor Claw
Doctor Demento
Doctor Detroit
Doctor Dirty
Doctor Dolittle
Doctor Doofenshmirtz aka Dr. D or just “Doof”
Doctor Doom
Doctor Evil
Doctor Feelgood
Doctor Frankenstein
Doctor Girlfriend
Doctor Hannibal Lecter
Doctor Horrible
Doctor Jekyll
Doctor Kevorkian
Doctor Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy
Doctor Martens
Doctor Moreau
Doctor Nick
Doctor Otto Octavius
Doctor Pepper
Doctor Scholl’s
Doctor Orin Scrivello
Doctor Seuss
Doctor Spaceman
Doctor Spock
Doctor Strange
Doctor Strangelove
Doctor Who
Doctor Zhivago
Doctor Zoidberg
Dr. Dre
Dr. Enuf
Dr. J (Julius Erving)
Dr. Octogonapus (DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSBLURRR)
Dr. Tran
Rug Doctor
Spin Doctors
The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
Even Nurse Ratchet
Zoidberg being on this list is saying a lot. Now open your mouth and say random crab noises
random crab noises
That’s RFK Jr.'s job.
“Here comes doctor tran… He’s a real doctor. With a PhD in kicking your ass”
I haven’t seen that shit in years and it immediately came rushing back on seeing that name.
For those in the lucky 10,000 today https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI
I think I saw that when it first came out at Spike and Mike sick and twisted Festival of animation like almost 20 years ago
“Why, SeeMarkFly, does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know, SeeMarkFly, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!”
-Doc Holliday
Ok, OK, I put him on the list.
That’ll learn ‘em…. I’m sure the willfully ignorant pieces of shit will definitely start falling in line.
…at the morgue 💀
🤞
“But Alex told me they’d make you gay!!!”
The fact that this clown is a “Top US Health Official” is a great indication of an empire in decline.
Shouldn’t this be in c/leopardsatemyface?
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