I don’t squeeze it, I suck on the hole.
Technically, that means you’re using air pressure to squeeze the tube at every point. You’re a full-spectrum psychopath.
Perfectly balanced,
as few things should be.There’s the villain’s monolog I was hoping for.
I also call that the nip of the tube.
My wife absolutely manhandles toothpaste tubes. Just kung fu grip squeezes the middle. The tube always looks mangled.
Haters.
What does it say about me that I use one of those tubes that squeezes every last bit out of the tube from the end?
You’ve elevated conservationism to a fetish.
Cut the wide end of. Dip your tooth brush into opening. Moan when you do. 60% of the time, it works every time.
The colors used are a reference about how Chad invented toothpaste
Took this comic to realize you are supposed to squeeze as far towards the front of the tube as possible, you really can go your entire life missing the basics.
